LLama Lline-up
 Alpo |
Rumor has it that ALPO has been trying to "shake down" the other competitors financially. We love ugly rumors...stay tuned... |  BayLlama |
He's back. We |
 Dazed Llama |
Supposedly associated with BAJA... isn't that in New Mexico? Do they have water there? |  Dirt Llama |
Not much is known about this llama, but if he runs the race like he runs his mouth he should do well. |
 Llamadeus |
To avoid whiney "conflict of interest" from the LOSS losers, the SLOW Director Of Competition will not race this event. |  Llamaliner |
Kent P's entry might have a secret turbine on board. As there is no inspector at this time, tough luck for everybody else. |
 Moon PIe |
The "clueless" llama has found his way to the race site, amazingly enough. His first comment was "yum, ice!" MoonPie is definitely still "moonpie"... (see SLOW definition of "moonpie" in the archives) |  New Llama |
This entry has a saying "Don't be afraid of the
white llama"... OK, we're not. |
 NJ Llama Rider |
A newcomer, obviously from the Northeast? Who else would be dumb enough to call this bunch out on the forums before the first race? Will bravado be his undoing? |  One Leg Llama |
An old favorite is back with a new configuration. Supposedly lighter, will the changes enhance or harm his chances? Time will tell. |
 Ozzie Llama |
Back again... last seen in a stolen boat. Ready to race, he says "I'ma kill all you beeeyotc***" |  Paintball Llama |
A consistent racer, but easily distracted by floating
bales of (alleged) alfalfa. Formerly known as QuadraHydroLlama (and
Llamotion) he has trouble deciding on his name as well. Rumor has it that he is going to enter a rig called the Paintballen. |
 Purdy |
Another newcomer, isn't sure she wants to get her tootsies wet, and has officially requested postponement of the event until warmer weather arrives. |  Rabies |
The drooling, record setting llama is back, and while whining about the temperature, apparently isn't phased by the potential rough conditions. |
 Skank-O-Matic |
Not much is known about this newcomer, who is often mistaken for a guinea pig. |