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Sundance
Posted: December 18th, 2004, 3:20am Report to Moderator
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A Corsa is a narrow boat that suffers from a case of Hog's breath. It has had Hogs breath since 1995 that not even A-1 could cure. A team of chiropractors was enlisted to end the problem. While they were able to determine that a subluxation was part of the problem, no cure was found.

The Team of Chiropractors again tried to crack the Hog's breath in 1998 but Oatey corporation got involved and the attempt failed miserably. Hog's Breath is now rampant in Southeast United States.

This proved to be a Revolution that even the Great Latin Driving sensation Ernesto Polico could not stop with support from the Kansas city fire department. It now appears the Chiropractors and the ALPO company have so how teamed up to attempt to stop it one more time. The Hog has enlisted Dr NJ Marty to help with this fight.


I may have the fleece pulled over my eyes... but I can still see.
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llamadeus
Posted: December 19th, 2004, 1:59am Report to Moderator
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Is that Oatey, or "GOATEY"?

Driving sensation Ernesto Pollico? That lama rocks. I still treasure the apparel he bestowed on me last winter in New Port Richey.

We bow to Ernesto. The rest of these lamas mentioned are dock trash.


I used to be the ****, now I shovel it.
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Ozzie Llama
Posted: December 19th, 2004, 12:36pm Report to Moderator
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True Dat!

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Location: Kansas, Land of Oz
  Make no mistake, All llama racers shold be humbled in the presence of the great Latin Driving sensation,  Ernesto Polico.  LLama racers the world around admire him, fear him, and fantasize about him. Women lust after him,  llamas bow down to him.     His Revolutionary skills have put the Corsa back where it belongs...
In the breath of Hog.


Long Live da Llama!
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njllamadriver
Posted: December 23rd, 2004, 1:54pm Report to Moderator
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Good morning all!..looking forward to keeping the Corsa well, and in-front!

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