Llama Racing

LLama Racing: Ventura Results

And the winner of the race is...

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It was Dean Wilson's Rebellama all the way in the Ventura Offshore Llama Wars, as he led from the start and never looked back until the finish. Fighting the Pacific Ocean and a serious onslaught from the "Aussies," Rebellama came away victorious.
AUSSYLAMA	Aussyllama, a definite favourite coming into this race, came in a close second, but was disqualified because the "Fosters" entry fee was never received by SLOW. Sorry blokes... So second place was awarded to none other than MOONPIE, the AOF/Propnut entry who continues to improve with every race, and is getting attention from sponsors.. When asked about his second place finish Moonpie's reply was, "The broccoli was very good."		MOONPIE
ELLIMLLAMA	Third place went to Ben Curtis' Ellimillama who showed great promise but couldn't quite get around the meandering Moonpie.... Ben and Ellimillama vow to be back in BIloxi, and are going back into training...And they swear the cat in the backround is history.....
BAYLLAMA	UGLLAMY BANANALLAMA Fourth was a battle between the most heated rivalry in Llama Racing... Ugglamy and Bananallama. The edge went to Bananallama, even though it is suspected that Ugglamy was using an illegal nitrous tank (see right side of Ugglamy pic) Bananallama said "he's so darned ugly I just had to stay in front of him..." Team Bayllama didn't make the start, as they were busy signing autographs, and we can't blame them, but SLOW has yet to recieve one....
	A no show was LLamotion, who bravely tried to break the Record set by Rabies Vac at Farm X... our camelid camera paparizzeria caught him recovering on the streets of Ventura with someone that MAYBE could be Carmen Electra... Llamotion had no comment...
oh nurse... more painkillers please...