LLama Racing: Ventura Lline-Up
SLOW (Suncoast Offshore Llama Wars) is pleased to announce that the organization
has now become international...sort of. A group of Australians (hereby referred
to as "Aussies") are bringing their relatively unknown llama "Aussyllama" to
Ventura to compete in the Offshore Wars.
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AUSSIE LLAMA
Team: Australia |
An unnamed member of the team
was heard to say "We'll kick all your bloody *&&^'s" We
at SLOW are happy to have this international team, but we have yet to
receive the case of "Fosters" entry fee |
ELIMILLAMA
Team: Ben Curtis |
Ben says they'll "eliminate" the
competition... he's already eliminated the cat in the backround..... |
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MOONPIE
Team: AOF/PropNut |
MoonPie, the "Clueless llama" missed
a turn in St Louis and has wound up in CA...
Says "What the hell, I'll race!" |
UGLLAMY
Team: Ric/Team Ugly |
With a potentially illegal nitrous tank
, Ric says his llama will take no crap from any inspectors... Will kick
Aussy butt, and I'll spit on any post race inspectors... |
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SPEEDBUMP
Team: USER |
Invited for the post race awards banquet... |
BAYLLAMA |
Now this entry will be TOUGH to beat...Bayllama
(We've witheld Mike J's pic cause of recent death threats).... Good
luck boys and girls. SLOW wants an autographed pic by the way... More
info at Team Bayllama |
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LLAMOTION |
That haybale lovin' llama Llamotion has
slipped out of his East Coast stall and is headed out to kick some Aussie
butt, according to owner Eric Engler. |
BANANALLAMA |
Russ' "Bananallama" will also
be on hand, and plans to stay in front of "Ugglamy" for this
race, and not be subjected to the view that threw him off his pace in
Palm Beach. (See Results) |
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REBELLAMA |
And Finally...odds on favorite to beat
the Aussies...
Our own Dean Wilson's "Rebellama!"
Oh the patriotism brings a tear to the eye........ |
WEENIEHUFFER |
When SLOW contacted WeenieHuffer to see
if he was going to make the trip west his reply was "NOPE, I'm goin
skydivin!"
"Besides, Skydivers get more chicks" |