LLama Racing: Memorable quotes from 1998
we withheld the names..you know who you are though...
"...I want no part of this childest (sic) crap...."
"When that baby fires it's going to be a mess..."
"Your (sic) all LOOSERS(Sic)...."
"Geezer should have been put out of his misery years ago."
"looks like the llamas are back in '99..read it and weep.."
"Don't mess with me!"
"Competition is so good for racing, less than a year ago we had a simple little llama race in Sarasota, now we have four llama turbine boats being tested, world records, crashes, bar fights, dead sheep, what else can you ask for in a racing series?"
"is it just me or does anyone agree that this llama stuff is getting old?"
"..many people swear to this day that they still hear old Bucky paddling around out there..."
"Bucky is a national treasure.."
.."Ever try to keep a horny llama focused on racing?..."
"GOOOOOOOOO LLLLAAAAAMMMAAAASSSS"
"Oh sure, Terrific. Let's just corrupt the whole thing."
"This new baby is making me lose a lot of things..sleep..money..sex..boats...BUT THE LLAMA STAYS.."
"I think enough time has gone to these ugly, lame, illegal Llamas and we need a new class..."
"say NO TO Echidna...."
"It looks like the gene pool is really screwed up on your ranch.."
"We are so MoonPie..."
"Yum, orchard grass.."
"Doh!"
"I officially guarantee $10,000 and a slow dance with BK for the head of Kasseri delivered to my door in an ice chest....."
"You are pissing me off....again....."
"Dude... It's gonna suck to be you when she sees this."
"THOSE RACES ARE FIXED I SAY!!"
"shut up or you will be banned.
(name witheld cause your llama is going to suck wind in the last race
for the "fixed" comment)"
"WHO TRICKED MY LLAMA?"
"..I was drunk, I swear, and the llama was just sitting there looking good..."
"Pretty soon llamas will be like cats, all over the damn place and
spraying on
everything, God help us all.."
AND THE QUOTE OF THE YEAR....(from an unnamed APBA delegate from the BOD)...
"S.L.O.W. should also fit under APBA's umbrella...LIKE PROP, IOGP,
APR, SPORT, PTT- -"
and I thought MoonPie was clueless...