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KASSERI
Team: Boatkitten & Rx4FlaFun |
Excellent navigator of the "deep Vee",
Kasseri can easily beat the best. In her rookie season (but a veteran
of the waves) Kasseri holds the top points position. Regardless of her
name, she's not cheesy.
Sponsors: Maybellama Llong Llash Mascara (no smudging) |
ALPO
Team: LawyersRus
(Mike A.) |
DNF in the Sarasota Race after a collision
with Holy Bull....Ligitation ia pending. Alpo swears not to put up with
any BS in Palm Beach.
Sponsor: American Barhoppers Association. |
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ARONOW
Team: Harry L. |
A newcomer to the SLOW scene, this llama comes with
tradition in it's name.
Sponsor: none needed, the name says it all. |
BANANALLAMA
Team: Team RUSS |
Another newcomer, Bananallama is sponsored by Del Monte's
Topless Bar in New Port Richey, FL. Another party animal, just what the
sport needs. |
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BAYLLAMA
Team: Mike Jenkins |
Rumored to hang out with the "Hollywood" crowd,
this entry is a West Coast newcomer.
Sponsor: TOP SECRET |
BAD BERTHA
Team: Mike Lee |
She's BIG, she's BAD...don't get in her way.
Sponsor: The WWF |
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BUCKY
Team: Mr. Offshore/ Llama ReHab |
Bucky, the long lost Chicago llama, is coming out of
ReHab for this event after years of seclusion after a nasty downtown
incident that had caused Post Traumatic Lunacy PTL. (PTL aren't they
in jail?) We expect a tearful reunion with Mr. Offshore, and Bucky says
as long as they don't use a gun to start the race, he'll win easily.
Sponsor: Llamaland ReHAb |
ELIMILLAMA
Team: Ben Curtis |
Another West Coaster, (as if they have a chance in
a real ocean like the Atlantic) Elimillama says he'll eliminate the competition.
Sponsor: needed |
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FLAMENCO
Team: H82LUZ1 |
Fifth place finisher in Sarasota, this self proclaimed "gang
llama" would have finished much better had he kept his temper in
control. SLOW is trying to prevent him from carrying a gun in Palm Beach,
as he has been heard to ask "Where's Bucky....knowhatImsayun?" throwing
up gang signs)
Sponsor: rapper/smoker Tupac Saday |
GEEZER
Team: NOLA PLOD |
An LLama from the North East...Geezer, the worlds oldest
living llama. May not make the race. Rumored to need mouth to mouth...No
volunteers yet.
Sponsor: Geritol |
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GOODFELLAMA
Team: Team CoolWhip |
The "Godfather" of Llamadom, supposedly is
bringing the family, to make sure the other llamas see things his way.
Sponsor: Crazy Carter's Street Sweepers |
GURDIE
Team: Billy Badarse |
Gurdie, the "trailer trash" llama....DNF in Sarasota because
Mrs. Badarse was there hunting for Billy. It is unknown whether Mrs.
B will be in Palm beach.
Sponsor: Moe's Doublewide Heaven, Miami,
FL. |
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HOLY BULL
Team: Boobs' Factory Racing Alpacas |
After a strong third place finish in Sarasota, this
potentially illegal entry has been testing at Farm X, but has refused
any comment or interview. Inspector A. Corn says he won't be so lenient
this time around. |
IRISH O'LLAMA
Team: J. J. O'Tooles
Drunken Llamers |
Another newcomer, we doubt this entry will pass the breathylizer test
on race morning.
Sponsor: Guinness Breweries |
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LAMABOUT
Team: LAM700X |
Llamabout is a sturdy entry that may just suprise everybody.
Little is known about this team, so time will tell.
Sponsor: Skeeter Racing Runabouts |
LLAMALLINER
Team: Kent.P/Bayliner |
The Bayliner sponsored entry, shown here scratching fleas, is representing "the
best selling boat in the world" according to it's teammate Kent
P. Can it handle the Atlantic?
Sponsor: Flea-away |
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LLAMOTION
Team: Eric E/ Engler Racing Engines |
Llamotion, sporting new colors for this race (not shown
yet) is confident that it's powerplants will be the deciding factor in
this race. May wear the new stylish Kevlar undies).
Sponsor: Engler Racing Engines |
MOONPIE
Team: AOF/PropNut |
MoonPie, the "Clueless llama" missed a turn in Sarasota and
finished seventh, but teammates Propnut and the AOF contingent are confident
that MoonPie has it together enough to win in Palm Beach.
They have a new sponsor, but don't remember who. |
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RABIES VAC
Team: Laser |
Laser's entry, RabiesVac, currently in second place
in points, says he'll bite anybody that gets in his way. Scary stuff.
Sponsor: yeah right |
SCARALLAMA
Team: Mike C. |
Scarallama is auditioning their new Scaab racing boat, and predict
that Velocity's and Bayliners won't have a chance.
Sponsor: Wallyworld boats. |
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SEADAD
Team: Jr.Vet/Andrew Corn |
After sitting out the last race over potential conflicts
of interest, SLOW has determined that Jr.Vet and A.Corn are eligible
to enter the Palm Beach Offshore War. Jr.Vet will be carrying her trusty
scalpel, and Andrew will have his rule book. Cheaters and seal breakers
beware.
Sponsor: NC State College of Veterinary Medicine |
UGLLAMY
Team: Ric/Team Ugly |
With a potentially illegal nitrous tank (note lump on head) the worlds
ugliest llama will be scrutinized very carefully before the start of
the race.
Sponsor: desperate |
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WEENIEHUFFER
Team: GOBB24 |
What can we say about Weeniehuffer...GOBB24's Texas
buddy. Left Sarasota under a tarp, questions still remain about whether
Weenies seals have been broken. As this is a family sport, Weenie may
be barred for life if a repeat of Sarasota behavior occurs.
(see Bad Weenie)
Sponsor: unknown |
SUPERLLAMA
Team:Team USER
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Status: disqualified...no camelid genes found.
After being busted for tryng to enter the race illegally, USER has apologized
and requested another chance. (see below) A. Corns' decision is pending. |
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SPEEDBUMP
Team: USER |
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