LP- The Houston Chronicle reported that Houston's own favorite racing llama,
WeenieHuffer had been taken hostage by AC, who through an interpreter,
voiced his opinions and political ramblings for nearly an hour while
clearly bored hostage negotiators attempted to diffuse the tense situation.
While this was going on, Llamaotion foiled the AC "llamanapping".
 After
hearing the news about WeenieHuffer being taken hostage by AC, Llamotion
left the north east with new special Kevlar undies on, to
rescue WeenieHuffer and arrived at the lair of AC on the Gulf coast
of FL. Expecting a fight Llamaotion entered the building only to find
AC sitting in a corner surrounded by piles of empty Gobells Beer cans,
muttering to himself something about making up for all of the Budweiser
he'd drunk over the years. WeenieHuffer was found in the bedroom tied
to AC's four-poster gold waterbed. It seems AC, instead of kidnapping
Weeniehuffer for ransom or spite, was actually "deprogramming" WH
in a valiant attempt to cure him from a year of insidious brainwashing
by GOBB.
AC has been turned over to the the authorities where the rank and
file of SLOW and AOF will decide what to do with him. In the meantime,
they are considering a permanant ban against GOBB because of allegations
that have arisin in this incident.
WeenieHuffer was last seen leaving the AC building with Llamotion.
They were discussing what to do with WeenieHuffer' owner and sponsor
BB. The Humane Society and SPCA have talked with WH at length, and
are considering charges against GOBB. |