LLama Racing: Llamotion's "secret weapon"
Llamotion Unveils New Secret Weapon
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Dec. 24, 1998 - For Immediate Release:
The war of words heats up...."More H.P. and a Double .50 Cal.
mount for those pesky migs. And the turbine will be no problem Turbines
hate saltwater so all Llamotion needs to do is wash him down before the
start"....Eric Engler
Jan 3, 1998.........
update for the quadrahydrollama.
Llamamotion has hooked together all four llamas on the new rig. This
will allow all llamas to work in tandem. The specially designed helmets
are also hooked up so Llamamotion can deliver a up to a 440 volt charge
for extra boost. When asked if she would have a problem delivering such a charge to
her fellow creatures she was heard to say "anything to win this
race man, what ever it takes. Besides they're all male Llamas anyway,
what's a few less brain cells to them?" |
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LLAMOTION UNVEILS LATEST SECRET PROJECT
 On the heels of such astounding advances in llama racing such as Kent
P's Turbine Offshore Llamalliner, Eric Engler has revealed his possibly
stolen secret weapon for the last race of 1998. As it is a no rules "run
what you brung" event, it is shaping up to be an exiting final
event. Llamotion is determined to kick butt and take names, and vows
thet there will be no more embarassing "hay bale" romances
for him.
Watch the newsgroup for more updates on the exiting finale of the
World Llama Offshore Championships. |