LLama Racing: Aussyllama's protest
AUSSYLLAMA SPEAKS OUT
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 SLOW received the following communique this morning purportedly from "down under".. Please be informed that Aussiellama intends to lodge a full formal protest against being suspended from the race in Ventura. The entry fee (Carton of Fosters) although never having been received, was paid, but we believe was consumed before or during delivery to race officials. Bayllama is a primary suspect in this most serious matter however others are suspected and possibly this conspiracy goes much deeper and involves all the U.S. llamas to counter such a great overseas competitor. We fully intend to follow this protest through as the outcome will have serious implications on our world champion aspirations. Aussiellama. SLOW is seriously considering hiring NASTYMIGET as a special "foreign inspector".. |