LLama Racing: Llama Sets New World Record!
Rabies Vac Sets New F1 Speed Record!!
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The drool flew yesterday as Rabies Vac set a new F1 Speed Record at Farm X. Rabies Vac, who was vacationing at Farm X between offshore races, stepped in to replace an unnamed driver who's contract with Mercury would not allow him to attempt the record with the new Llamarude motor. The Llamarude motor ran at an unprecedented rate that suprised even it's creator (secret), and rumor has it that Mercury has all but thrown in the towel with it's own motor program." We went so fast my helmet blew off," exclaimed an elated Rabies Vac, "but my signed limited edition Engler Kevlar Undies stayed on! It's a good thing too cause I darn near *&^$ myself!"When asked about his plans for the future Rabies said, "Endorsements man, endorsements, maybe a some commercials, movie parts...heck maybe even a rap album with Flamenco....just send the money." |
